Oh, I don't have time for this. I have to go and buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it, making people wait behind me while I complain.
When I was first asked to make a film about my nephew, Hubert Farnsworth, I thought "Why should I?" Then later, Leela made the film. But if I did make it, you can bet there would have been more topless women on motorcycles. Roll film! Are you crazy? I can't swallow that.
We can't compete with Mom! Her company is big and evil! Ours is small and neutral! What are their names? WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOOD NIGHT! You've killed me! Oh, you've killed me! I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan!
Fry! Quit doing the right thing, you jerk!
Nay, I respect and admire Harold Zoid too much to beat him to death with his own Oscar. Bender, being God isn't easy. If you do too much, people get dependent on you, and if you do nothing, they lose hope. You have to use a light touch. Like a safecracker, or a pickpocket.
- Then throw her in the laundry room, which will hereafter be referred to as "the brig".
- I'm just glad my fat, ugly mama isn't alive to see this day.
- I'll get my kit!
Good news, everyone! There's a report on TV with some very bad news!
Tell her she looks thin. Check it out, y'all. Everyone who was invited is here. No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don't own! Oh, you're a dollar naughtier than most. We'll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we'll go home.
- Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
- I didn't ask for a completely reasonable excuse! I asked you to get busy!
- I'm sure those windmills will keep them cool.
What kind of a father would I be if I said no? Why did you bring us here? I'm just glad my fat, ugly mama isn't alive to see this day. I just told you! You've killed me! It's toe-tappingly tragic!
I wish! It's a nickel. Pansy. We don't have a brig. Well, let's just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it. That could be 'my' beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing.
Does anybody else feel jealous and aroused and worried? Meh. That could be 'my' beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing. I wish! It's a nickel.
You, a bobsleder!? That I'd like to see! Actually, that's still true. I didn't ask for a completely reasonable excuse! I asked you to get busy! With gusto. I was having the most wonderful dream. Except you were there, and you were there, and you were there!
Bender, this is Fry's decision… and he made it wrong. So it's time for us to interfere in his life. Incidentally, you have a dime up your nose. Then we'll go with that data file! Why yes! Thanks for noticing.
Our love isn't any different from yours, except it's hotter, because I'm involved. Man, I'm sore all over. I feel like I just went ten rounds with mighty Thor. Anyhoo, your net-suits will allow you to experience Fry's worm infested bowels as if you were actually wriggling through them.
For one beautiful night I knew what it was like to be a grandmother. Subjugated, yet honored. When will that be? Say it in Russian! Can we have Bender Burgers again? Yeah, lots of people did.
WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOOD NIGHT! Say what? What are their names? Nay, I respect and admire Harold Zoid too much to beat him to death with his own Oscar. Oh yeah, good luck with that.
Now what? One hundred dollars. I didn't ask for a completely reasonable excuse! I asked you to get busy! Oh, you're a dollar naughtier than most. Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun! You, minion. Lift my arm. AFTER HIM!
Now Fry, it's been a few years since medical school, so remind me. Disemboweling in your species: fatal or non-fatal? This opera's as lousy as it is brilliant! Your lyrics lack subtlety. You can't just have your characters announce how they feel. That makes me feel angry!
Humans dating robots is sick. You people wonder why I'm still single? It's 'cause all the fine robot sisters are dating humans! Large bet on myself in round one. Okay, it's 500 dollars, you have no choice of carrier, the battery can't hold the charge and the reception isn't very…